(Hint: The answer is the opposite of no.)
5. With the Miami Hurricanes once again bad (the good bad, as opposed to the bad bad of recent years), is it time to hide the women and children?
4. When even Jody Gerut becomes a Cubbie-killer, isn't it really time to pull the plug on Lou's Losers?
3. Isn't Michael Crabtree the only one fooled by Crabtree's bluff that he'll re-enter the draft?
2. If the NBA and its refs don't avoid a contract dispute, won't Sir Charles have to find some other old coot to race?
1. Is Jerry Jones' ego the only thing on the planet larger than the Cowboys' new digs?