The Deposed Mad King's 7 Stages of Denial

1. I don’t have any government documents at Mar-a-Lago.
2. The FBI ransacked Mar-a-Lago – it’s another witch hunt.
3. The FBI planted evidence.
4. There weren’t any top-secret documents.
5. All those documents marked top-secret? I actually already declassified them.
6. Barack Hussein Obama had 30 million documents at his house.
7. I’m being persecuted. Send money, everybody!