Serena's effin' bedtime tales

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Just a quick bedtime story, kids.

Once upon a time, there was a great tennis player named Serena. She didn't like a call that the line judge made in her U.S. Open semifinal match against another great player named Kim, so Serena huffed and she puffed and she screamed:

"If I could, I would take this (effin') ball and shove it down your (effin') throat ... "

Serena then was penalized a point, which ended the match.

And Kim lived happily ever after.

The End.