Lou verbally attacked Stoney ... Ozzie and Kenny feuded ... Ted and Gavin almost threw no-no-no-no's ... Pierre performed prestidigitation on the basepaths ... Silva sounded ready to sue for lack of support ... A.J. tormented Cubbieland again ... Wells said "thanks but no thanks" when offered a new pitching plan ... Buehrle turned back the clock ... The Blackhawks showed off Lord Stanley's hardware ... Lou sat Tyler 2 out of 3 games but vowed for about the 10th time to play the kid more ...
All in all, a typically loony Cubs-White Sox shebang.
And when it was all over, the Lovable Losers and the South Side Stiffs had almost identical records that accurately reflected their futility.
We should have expected no more from two disastrous teams playing for the BP Cup, right?