I finally, finally, FINALLY have a GOP presidential candidate to support.
As the crowd likes to chant on The Colbert Report: "Ste-phen! Ste-phen! Ste-phen!"
I've gotten used to listening to the gibberish that comes out of these guys' mouths and thinking: "He can't be serious!" Now, at last, I can say that about one candidate and it'll be the baldest truth.