One of the real fun things about being in Cubs camp is that I'm getting my fill of Lou-isms early.
New outfielder Xavier Nady? To Lou, he's "Nagy" - apparently related to former Indians hurler Charles.
Cubbie pitchers don't throw simulated games. To Lou, they're "assimilated" games.
Every other sentence begins with "Look ... " At least once a day, he sets up a thought with the word "Invariably ... "
Gotta love the guy.
On another note, my latest AP story was about fatty-turned-twiggy catcher Geo Soto. CHECK IT OUT.