Top five reasons Brett Favre decided against coming out of retirement to play for the Vikings:
5. "If I can't play with the Bears' Adrian Peterson, I don't want to play with any Adrian Peterson at all!"
4. "Purple only looks good on Whoopi, Barney and Prince."
3. "It's my dream to play baseball, and Jerry Reinsdorf has a spot for me on the Birmingham Barons."
2. "That control freak Roger Goodell won't let me wear Wranglers during games!"
1. "I don't want anything to happen on the field that might tarnish my Jets legacy."
The Bald Truth
A walk and a hit?
After only 15 perfect innings?
Boy, Mark Buehrle sucks!
The Balder Truth
We got a look at what makes a perfect game so damn near impossible - and even a shutout an outstanding accomplishment.
Though he pitched masterfully again Tuesday, Buehrle was charged with five runs and a loss because neither LF Scott Podsednik nor 2B Chris Getz could make what should have been routine plays.
Ah, but give Podsednik and Getz a break. They aren't perfect, you know.
THE BALDEST TRUTH
Twinkie fans at the Humpty Dome cheered for Buehrle after he walked Alexi Casilla with two outs in the sixth, gave him a standing O again after he gave up a single to the next batter, Denard Span, and cheered long and loud until he tipped his cap after he was taken out of the game in the seventh.
I wish I could say I was surprised by the classiness of Minnesotans, but having spent a very enjoyable decade of my life there, I'm not.
Folks there are nice. Period.
Seems the cold weather keeps the riffraff out.