Shake, rattle and a little off with the roll

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My wife asked me if I felt the earthquake today and I laughed. "Yeah, right." No, seriously, she said. I looked it up and, sure enough, the East Coast from South Carolina to Maine experienced the most powerful earthquake since 1944.

Well, that explains it. I knew there was a reason I missed all those putts.

The next time I golf during an earthquake, I'll make sure I factor that into the reading of the greens.
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