Elin Nordegren, whose 9-iron upside the head of Tiger Woods dealt a blow of justice to cheated-upon spouses and began The Prince of Golf's slide to mediocrity, has ended her rebound relationship.
She has dumped Jamie Dingman, the son of a billionaire entrepreneur.
Our crack investigative team has not been able to confirm reports that Elin's weapon of choice this time was a set of 24-karat gold knuckles.
I know, I know ... I should be above tripe like this. But what the heck ... it's a slow news day.