Monday, May 30, 2011

Corey Patterson to White Sox: THANKS!!!

I didn't even know Corey Patterson was still in the majors. Really.

Turns out, he is. And, thanks to White Sox pitching, he's a .300 hitter.

The former Cubbie prospect-turned-washout is now with the Blue Jays. And after going 9-for-12 with 6 runs, 4 RBI and 2 HR in two games against the Sad Sox, his average climbed 33 points to .301. The homers matched his season total coming into the series, which the Blue Jays dominated to set Ozzie Guillen off on a couple more f-bomb festivals.

The White Sox next play Boston, and sources say Hee-Seop Choi is begging the Red Sox to sign him so he can resurrect his career, too.

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