A few years (or maybe weeks) from now, when Twitter is but a distant memory from a bygone error, we will fondly recall the greatest tweet ever twitted -- the beleaguered God-baiting wail of Steve Johnson, whose dropped TD pass in OT cost the Bills a victory against the Steelers:
I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO ...
This is beautiful on so many levels.
+++ Johnson believing God cares about the Bills, given Scott Norwood's wayward leg, Thurman Thomas' missing helmet and all that.
+++ Johnson actually thinking calling the Lord out publicly was a good idea.
+++ Johnson apparently threatening God (I'll never forget this!) before thinking better of it and thanking Him/Her.
+++ Johnson not being a hypocrite. For all the jocks who credit God for all things good, it's nice to see at least one rip the Lord when things go bad.
+++ Johnson using proper punctuation (more or less) in 5 of his 7 sentences.
And this just in: God's response ...
DON'T BLAME ME! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW BUFFALO STILL HAD A FOOTBALL TEAM!!!!!!
Note the correct punctuation and spelling. Even when twittering, the Almighty is infallable!