Just saw The American. I can't remember spending more time at a movie watching less happen.
We all know George Clooney can act. I just wish he had chosen a script that gave him the chance to do it.
For most of this tedious bore, the director even managed to make the Italian countryside look drab and unimpressive.
I want my money back. Even more, I want those 2 hours back.
And speaking of time-wasters ...
On the recommendations of some friends, I decided to give HBO's Eastbound and Down a second chance before the second season starts.
The show, about an ex-ballplayer gone bad, is supposed to be a comedy. I forced myself to re-watch the first two episodes and then to watch the next two for the first time. I am glad to say my original instincts were right - and that I will not be watching the final two episodes of Season 1. Nor will I be watching any of Season 2.
I love to laugh. I can't wait for Curb Your Enthusiasm and Dexter to return to TV. But I did precious little laughing while watching those first 4 episodes of Eastbound. Maybe one chortle and half a guffaw. Total.
I even like to laugh at stupidity as long as the stupidity is funny. Eastbound's stupidity is just stupid.
I'm a pretty darn loyal HBO watcher who will give just about any of their shows a chance. I watched all of Season 1 of Hung and was shocked to learn there would be a Season 2. (I've passed on it and have heard it's as bad as ever) Hell, I even watched John From Cincinnati in its entirety (and wasn't the least bit surprised there was no Season 2).
If you want to laugh while watching a baseball-themed show, rent Bull Durham or Naked Gun or Major League. Or just watch the Cubs.
Just skip Eastbound and Down.