Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Time to lock up Cubs and throw away the key?

Stephen Colbert, on the fraud charges against Goldman Sachs:

"What's the problem? There's nothing illegal about selling customers a product designed to fail. The Chicago Cubs do it every year. Are they going to jail? No, I do not think that they are."

Yep, step right up and get your $60 bleacher tickets, suckers!

1 comment:

  1. that is soooo funny...what it leads to is radical however...if a team knows it is going to have a bad year it must cut ticket prices commiserate with the badness they think will ensue...whoa...i shocked myself.. so like new orleans basketball tickets would be a buck