Saturday, May 9, 2009

Make the most of it, Manny

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The List

Top five things Manny Ramirez will do on his "vacation":

5. Grow his hair until he can use it as a jump rope.

4. Go shopping for the Original Whizzinator. Remember: Accept no substitutes!

3. Ask the Dodgers for a well-deserved raise.

2. Join his buddy, Jose Canseco, at the local community center's Fun With Syringes class.

1. Get checked out by his gynecologist to see if the hCG worked. Here's hoping it's a boy!

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