If we're to believe where 24 was steering us at the end of another hellish "day," Jack Bauer will be back after doctors use his daughter's stem cells to rid his body of toxic pathogens.
Anyway, now that he's saved the world again, here are ...
Five things we can expect from Jack during his next day at the office:
5. Short-circuit all television satellite feeds into the White House, thereby protecting President Obama from exposure to lethal doses of the White Sox.
4. Force Terrell Owens to listen to Paul Warfield, John Stallworth, Raymond Berry and other classy receivers who rarely dropped the football, never blamed their QBs and actually won something during their careers. And by "force," all 24 fans know what that means.
3. Administer truth serum to Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds, Alex Rodriguez, Manny Ramirez, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGwire and so on and so on and so on. And don't worry about this being too difficult. If approached with syringes, these fine gentlemen aren't likely to resist.
2. Make Brett Favre make up his mind. Do whatever it takes and use every means at your disposal. One way or another, the madness must end.
1. Stop terrorist attacks? Yawn! Really impress us and stop the BCS.
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24 is like twitter - won't do it can't make me..
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