Once upon a time, it was the worst day in sports.
Then it became the worst two days in sports.
And now it's the worst three days in sports.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the NFL draft.
Of course, maybe it's your thing. Maybe you like endless speculation about offensive guards, long discussions about the merits of the Wonderlic test and Mel Kiper Jr. screaming that the defensive back some team took in the second round was "a reach."
If so, enjoy!
I'll be doing something less painful, like jabbing an ice pick into my eyes.