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This is the 25th annual edition of my sports Turkeys of the Year ... and as always, there were lots of losers, lunkheads, dopes, druggies, criminals and clowns to choose from.
Before I get to 2022, here are my selections over the years ...
- 2021 -- Aaron Rodgers
- 2020 -- Donald F. Trump
- 2019 -- Antonio Brown
- 2018 -- J.R. Smith
- 2017 -- Kyle Shanahan
- 2016 -- Pat McCrory
- 2015 -- Derrick Rose
- 2014 -- Roger Goodell and Ray Rice
- 2013 -- Alex Rodriguez
- 2012 -- U.S. Ryder Cup Team
- 2011 -- Joe Paterno (and his Penn State enablers)
- 2010 -- Mark McGwire
- 2009 -- Milton Bradley
- 2008 -- Choking Cubbies
- 2007 -- Charlie Weis
- 2006 -- Aramis Ramirez
- 2005 -- Andy MacPhail, Jim Hendry and Dusty Baker
- 2004 -- Sammy Sosa
- 2003 -- Sammy Sosa
- 2002 -- Dick Jauron
- 2001 -- David Wells and Frank Thomas
- 2000 -- Bobby Knight
- 1999 -- Jerry Krause
- 1998 -- Mike McCaskey
Among others, here were the candidates I considered for 2022's Top Gobbler (in alphabetical order):
Robbie Anderson ... Archie Bradley ... Tom Brady ... Antonio Brown ... Rodolfo Castro ... Bryson DeChambeau ... Novak Djokovic ... Kevin Durant ... Nathaniel Hackett ... Kyrie Irving ... Michael Jordan ... Kliff Kingsbury ... Zack Littell ... Brad Marchand ... Baker Mayfield ... Phil Mickelson ... D.J. Moore ... Thomas Morstead ... Kyler Murray ... Greg Norman ... Aaron Rodgers ... Grant Sands ... Robert Sarver ... Brandon Staley ... Russell Wilson.
Which brings us to my Final Four:
Miles Bridges
Talk about a guy who had the world in the palm of his hand. The Charlotte Hornets forward rejected a nice contract last year, making a huge bet on himself. And he won the bet, having a career year. He was headed for a massive, 9-figure deal. But then Bridges allegedly beat the hell out of the mother of his children -- right in front of the children! -- and now he is toxic.
Matt Rhule
The first NFL coach fired this season, Rhule lasted only 5 games into his third year with the Carolina Panthers. He whiffed on 5 QBs -- which is 5 too many whiffs at football's most important position -- and he made plenty of other boneheaded decisions, too. And yes, I'm miffed that I'm about to lose my bet on the Panthers having a winning record this season; that's Rhule's fault, too!
Herschel Walker
It's not difficult to find hypocrisy in politics, but it's not easy to find the kind of All-World, Hall-of-Fame level hypocrisy that the U.S. Senate candidate from Georgia has shown regarding the abortion issue. Whenever Walker speaks, he sounds like he was hit in the helmet a few too many times -- or a few thousand too many times. He's a pathological liar, as well ... but at least he told the truth when he said: "I'm not that smart."
And now ... The 2022 Turkey of the Year ...
TONY LA RUSSA
Good to see traditions carry on. Excellent, as usual, Mike.
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