Can "Worst Week in Sports" be more than a year or two away?

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What used to be the worst day in sports became the worst two days in sports. And now, thanks to ESPN, it's the worst three days in sports.

Is it already time for the NFL draft again? Has it really been a whole year since the last Festival for Insomnia Relief?

I'll be spending my time Thursday through Saturday working, playing, thinking, reading, sleeping, hanging out with the lovely Mrs. N and watching non-sports programming on TV.

Also, counting blades of grass in my yard, cleaning the crud out of the corners of my puppy's eyes, contemplating the meaning of life and researching the best lotions for bald heads.

Anything -- anything! -- but listening to Chris Berman and Mel Kiper Jr. scream about linebackers and tight ends for three straight days.
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