Putting a sheen on steroid talk

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Oh, that wacky Charlie Sheen. Seems the man who is down to his last Two and a Half Brain Cells has told Sports Illustrated that he took steroids when he was filming "Major League" for his role as Wild Thing Vaughn.

He said the drugs, which he used "for like six or eight weeks," added 6 mph to his fastball.

Now what are we supposed to do with this information?

Use it as proof that if six weeks of steroids could give Sheen an 85 mph fastball, six years (or more) of steroids must have been pretty effective for Roger Clemens and other big-league pitchers?

Dismiss his claim as the ramblings of a narcissistic loon?

Give Sheen a call to determine if he is willing to go back on 'roids and become the Cardinals' closer?
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