God to Steve Johnson: You're such a twit!

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A few years (or maybe weeks) from now, when Twitter is but a distant memory from a bygone error, we will fondly recall the greatest tweet ever twitted -- the beleaguered God-baiting wail of Steve Johnson, whose dropped TD pass in OT cost the Bills a victory against the Steelers:

I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO ...

This is beautiful on so many levels.

+++ Johnson believing God cares about the Bills, given Scott Norwood's wayward leg, Thurman Thomas' missing helmet and all that.

+++ Johnson actually thinking calling the Lord out publicly was a good idea.

+++ Johnson apparently threatening God (I'll never forget this!) before thinking better of it and thanking Him/Her.

+++ Johnson not being a hypocrite. For all the jocks who credit God for all things good, it's nice to see at least one rip the Lord when things go bad.

+++ Johnson using proper punctuation (more or less) in 5 of his 7 sentences.

And this just in: God's response ...

DON'T BLAME ME! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW BUFFALO STILL HAD A FOOTBALL TEAM!!!!!!

Note the correct punctuation and spelling. Even when twittering, the Almighty is infallable!
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